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SHARON ANN MASKREY

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Computers have never been my strong point, but here it is, finally, fully functioning and full of the weird and wonderful workings of my mind.

Remember, Tattoos are for adults, so expect a few adult themes. People of nervous disposition, weak consitution or generally lack a sense of humour should tread carefully.

Hmm. What can we say about Sharon ?

I was going to say I found her wandering the street, eating small rodents, but the truth of the matter is she stalked me.

Then threatened to tell people "things"about me if I didn't let her work in my studio. She can use a knife, has great skill with guns, suffers from the same mental issues as I do, (although nowhere near as bad), carves pumpkins, has a weird thing about zombies, brings me salad and makes me listen to noise from her iPod.

THE BEST WAY TO SUM HER UP IS TO COMPARE HER TO ANAL BEADS

At first you think "Oooo weird," then, after a short while you start to smile and realise she's lovely.

Sharon probably won't be too happy about the above, but what I can say is she is truly a very welcome addition to the studio.

even though I have just compared her to anal beads, she is a real breath of fresh air and has restored my faith in human nature.

Her personality and enthusiasm shine like a well-polished Trickers boot, and over the last couple of years I have been amazed how well she has slotted in to the madness of the studio. Her work is exceptional, as is her attitude and commitment, reflected in her lengthy waiting time for appointments.

Sharon is the perfect opposite of me, mature, organised, talented, quiet.

Even though she wouldn't know a good shoe if it kicked her in the fanny, I couldn't ask for a better person to have come and worked with me. Even her bike's half decent."

And if she lets me down, she's getting kicked. Straight shot. Right in the pumpkin. With a well-polished Trickers stow.

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