MEET ARTIST

BENJAMIN JONES

OPENING TIMES


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WELCOME

Welcome to the Roadhouse Tattoo Studio

Computers have never been my strong point, but here it is, finally, fully functioning and full of the weird and wonderful workings of my mind.

Remember, Tattoos are for adults, so expect a few adult themes. People of nervous disposition, weak consitution or generally lack a sense of humour should tread carefully.

BENJAMIN ROADHOUSE JONES IS MAD.

Slightly unhinged. Loves his job.

Likes good people. Doesn't suffer fools. Dresses like a god.

FACE LIKE PUNCH
FROM PUNCH AND JUDY.

Loves guns, knives, bikes, cars, cats and black women. Not always in that order. Likes nice things. Hates cheap shoes and body odour. Frayed leggings. Hairy toes. Poo breath.

WILL TOLERATE JAPANESE BIKES
BUT NEVER RESPECT THEM.

Suffers from Champagne Tastes but has lemonade pockets. Enjoys broccoli with curry. President of the shit-riders club of Great Britain. Has one bike, better than ALL of Steve’s. Has absolutely NO memory!

Highly trained in fuck all. Highly motivated to get time off.

Likes a laugh, bribed easily with sweets.

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